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Post by BaronVonRotterdam » Tue May 08, 2007 8:52 pm

not mine*

your mommas so fat that she at a school bus and said "hey wheres the cream filling".
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Post by Quester115 » Tue May 08, 2007 9:09 pm

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Post by Intimidator » Wed May 09, 2007 8:26 am

Yo momma's so fat ... She sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger outa George Washinton's nose . :butthead:
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Beast's snap for 5/15

Post by SirBeast » Tue May 15, 2007 10:48 am

If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week
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Re: Beast's snap for 5/15

Post by TheMadDJ » Tue May 15, 2007 2:23 pm

SirBeast wrote:If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week
BEERS FOR YOO! :drinkers:
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Post by Coke » Thu May 17, 2007 1:46 pm

i heard your a killer the one that turns people into stone when you look at them
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Re: More Things a Naked Man Does Not Want to Hear

Post by Amy Infless » Thu May 24, 2007 2:24 pm

SirBeast wrote:
SirBeast wrote:Things a Naked Man Does Not Want to Hear
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
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60. Where's the rest of it?

61. the good old house/club-version from "20 fingers", songname "short |)ick man" (if noone know or noone found ill post link)
(if its trouble with censorship there exist a radio-version with "beeps")

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Post by Amy Infless » Thu May 24, 2007 2:29 pm

"mom, tomorrow is my 14. birthday, would you buy me my first bra?" - "no, PAINTBALL!"

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Post by TheMadDJ » Thu May 24, 2007 5:12 pm

DAMN.


JUST...Just...DAMN.

Smoked ya there, Paint d=)
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Post by Amy Infless » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:21 pm

how long does your mom needed to bring out the garbage? 9 month....


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