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==Taken from the wiki about White Wolf's World of Darkness' Father of Vampire's,Caine==
"At this point, Caine was visited by the archangels Michael, Gabriel, and Uriel, each in their turn and offering Caine salvation if he would but seek forgiveness from God for murdering his brother. Caine rejected each offer, feeling that God was a hypocrite and that he was the wronged party; enraged by his lack of humility and the bitter defiance he showed them and God, each angel cursed Caine:
* Michael cursed Caine to forever fear fire;
* Gabriel cursed him to be unable to dwell in sunlight and to live forever in darkness;
* Uriel cursed him threefold: to be neither living nor dead, walking unchanging, undying, in darkness and without hope; to subsist on blood, hungering for it without mercy; and that his children would turn upon each other, so that he must know what it is to condemn his own children as God had done."
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Now THAT'S a burn :D
"At this point, Caine was visited by the archangels Michael, Gabriel, and Uriel, each in their turn and offering Caine salvation if he would but seek forgiveness from God for murdering his brother. Caine rejected each offer, feeling that God was a hypocrite and that he was the wronged party; enraged by his lack of humility and the bitter defiance he showed them and God, each angel cursed Caine:
* Michael cursed Caine to forever fear fire;
* Gabriel cursed him to be unable to dwell in sunlight and to live forever in darkness;
* Uriel cursed him threefold: to be neither living nor dead, walking unchanging, undying, in darkness and without hope; to subsist on blood, hungering for it without mercy; and that his children would turn upon each other, so that he must know what it is to condemn his own children as God had done."
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Now THAT'S a burn :D
Like Helter Skelter,And son of Sam.
By the days end you'll know who I am.I spill your blood on the Hollywood Boulevard.I won't rest until your headless.
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BoneofMalkav wrote:==Taken from the wiki about White Wolf's World of Darkness' Father of Vampire's,Caine==
"At this point, Caine was visited by the archangels Michael, Gabriel, and Uriel, each in their turn and offering Caine salvation if he would but seek forgiveness from God for murdering his brother. Caine rejected each offer, feeling that God was a hypocrite and that he was the wronged party; enraged by his lack of humility and the bitter defiance he showed them and God, each angel cursed Caine:
* Michael cursed Caine to forever fear fire;
* Gabriel cursed him to be unable to dwell in sunlight and to live forever in darkness;
* Uriel cursed him threefold: to be neither living nor dead, walking unchanging, undying, in darkness and without hope; to subsist on blood, hungering for it without mercy; and that his children would turn upon each other, so that he must know what it is to condemn his own children as God had done."
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Now THAT'S a burn :D
yes... and i didnt read/understand the meaning of a "one-liner" the first time...
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Like Helter Skelter,And son of Sam.
By the days end you'll know who I am.I spill your blood on the Hollywood Boulevard.I won't rest until your headless.
Dog Fashion Disco-Headless
By the days end you'll know who I am.I spill your blood on the Hollywood Boulevard.I won't rest until your headless.
Dog Fashion Disco-Headless
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