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Story Impressions

Post by -[UI]-License » Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:23 am

This is like word impression except we make a story instead of impressions of words. Example:

I say "a man walks down a street"

after that, the next poster has to continue the story by saying something like "he goes home to get a drink"

heres the rules though: you cant post until someone else has posted, as in you cant post after one of your posts. make sure to use to quote the previous part of the story that you are continueing

for example:

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[quote="person who is continuing story"]message they left[/quote]
Got it?

Ok, here i go


A man named bob is on the toilet taking a pee.

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Post by BaronVonRotterdam » Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:28 am

**quick note before i start, these things are so funny and get so out of hand that it is great**, also a quick note I HAVE A VERY CRUDE SENSE OF HUMOR :) ok you have been warned------------------------------------------------------------------------
-[UI]-License wrote:A man named bob is on the toilet taking a pee.
and a squirrel pops out of the toilet hole and bites his penis off.
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Post by crayola » Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:34 am

Paintball wrote:and a squirrel pops out of the toilet hole and bites his penis off.
and then he becomes a transvestite

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Post by BaronVonRotterdam » Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:38 am

not2bad wrote:and then he becomes a transvestite
then the man goes to the exotic pet store and buys a vicious bear named charlie
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Post by crayola » Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:42 am

Paintball wrote: then the man goes to the exotic pet store and buys a vicious bear named charlie
he brings the bear home then the bear eats him part by part and the man dies

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Post by BaronVonRotterdam » Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:50 am

not2bad wrote:he brings the bear home then the bear eats him part by part and the man dies
then charlie shit out bob and threw it at bobs neighbors.
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Post by Coke » Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:02 am

Paintball wrote:
then charlie crap out bob and threw it at bobs neighbors.
then they suied him!
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Post by airrrr man » Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:17 am

Coke wrote:then they suied them!
Charlie is homeless and has no money :(
Hi.

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Post by Coke » Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:22 am

airrrr man wrote:Charlie is homeless and has no money :(
charlie is now a male prostitue and lives in an apartment
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Post by TurkeyFromHell » Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:47 am

Coke wrote:charlie is now a male prostitue and lives in an apartment
one day charlie got aids and he is now haunted by the ghost of bob's penis

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