SNAP! Of the day
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BoneofMalkav
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Re: new snap!
:DSirBeast wrote:"There he is, folks, the poster child for Camarilla Benevolance!"
Like Helter Skelter,And son of Sam.
By the days end you'll know who I am.I spill your blood on the Hollywood Boulevard.I won't rest until your headless.
Dog Fashion Disco-Headless
By the days end you'll know who I am.I spill your blood on the Hollywood Boulevard.I won't rest until your headless.
Dog Fashion Disco-Headless
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MegaByteMe
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I have a little list:
'Bumbling my way through life, one censored up after another'
'More a question then a curse, how could Hell get any worse?'
We know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them…
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now she's gone.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car…
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.” Albert Einstein
'Bumbling my way through life, one censored up after another'
'More a question then a curse, how could Hell get any worse?'
We know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them…
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now she's gone.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car…
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.” Albert Einstein
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BoneofMalkav
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Somewhat Funny Quotes from Blood and Blood 2 The Chosen:
"Mother said there would be days like these,I never liked her."
"Well that's one way to open up a body.But not as quick and fun as MY method"
"I'd say I'm sorry,but you know it wouldn't be sincere.So You have a nice day."
"Good Doggie,Play Dead!"
"I smell balm and pootang!"
"Fate seemed to have plans for him....unpleasant plans"
"Fool!You're already dead."
"They're all dead,they just don't know it yet."
"I'm not a bad dream,I'm your worst nightmare!"
"Your bad day,just got worse."
"I'm not a bad man,I'm just misunderstood....ok I am a bad man."
"Let it burn,I never liked this place anyways."
"Mother said there would be days like these,I never liked her."
"Well that's one way to open up a body.But not as quick and fun as MY method"
"I'd say I'm sorry,but you know it wouldn't be sincere.So You have a nice day."
"Good Doggie,Play Dead!"
"I smell balm and pootang!"
"Fate seemed to have plans for him....unpleasant plans"
"Fool!You're already dead."
"They're all dead,they just don't know it yet."
"I'm not a bad dream,I'm your worst nightmare!"
"Your bad day,just got worse."
"I'm not a bad man,I'm just misunderstood....ok I am a bad man."
"Let it burn,I never liked this place anyways."
Like Helter Skelter,And son of Sam.
By the days end you'll know who I am.I spill your blood on the Hollywood Boulevard.I won't rest until your headless.
Dog Fashion Disco-Headless
By the days end you'll know who I am.I spill your blood on the Hollywood Boulevard.I won't rest until your headless.
Dog Fashion Disco-Headless
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Amy Infless
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