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any one who visits home depot or lowes

Post by htcbitme » Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:38 am

A "heads up" for you and any of your guy friends who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say"No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just Yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Again - please beware!
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Post by virussick » Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:58 pm

dumbass
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Post by htcbitme » Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:13 pm

virussick wrote:dumbass
smart ass duh its a joke
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Post by virussick » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:22 pm

lol i kno hehee home depot
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