nothing for girls :-)

[Amy Infless]

courage:
2am. you come home drunken. your girlfriend stand behind the door
waiting for you, holding a broom in her hands.
you ask: "are you still cleaning or do you want fly out?"

coolness:
3am. you come home drunken. your girlfiend lies in bed, but you see,
shes awake. you pick a chair, and sit down in front of her bed. when
she asks: "what are you doing?" you answer: "well, when the theater
starts now, i want be in the first row!"

ubercoolness:
4am. you come home drunken. your girlfriend smells womens-perfume
which she´s not using. she see long blond hairs on your shoulder,
but she has black hairs. she see lippstick-kisses all over your body
and clothes.... ...and before she can say/do anything you clap-grope
her a$$, and say: "come on baby, you are next...!"


ats

ps: maybe some is a translated a bit to wordly...

[Archangel]

I like the last one..........and if my wifey was in that particular situation, she'd jump my bones to prove she's the better woman (I think it's a competition thing.....LMAO)