Pure Random

SoulCrusher · Post by **SoulCrusher** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:39 am

So I can kill your mother!

Why is DeathBringer a butt pirate?

1800 · Post by **1800** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:31 am

because refrigerators float in beer.

what is the difference between a calizone and a pizza?

Mr_N_Pants · Post by **Mr_N_Pants** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:05 am

D'OH!

Who knows whether a carrot can fly on its own?

souless · Post by **souless** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:39 pm

jesus and his buddy larry the bear do they put carrots into outer space thats why monkeys only eat bannanas

how many of yall have had dreams where u become the wheres waldo person and then start killing off all the imposters with a knife and glass of orange juice

Quester115 · Post by **Quester115** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:59 pm

I think most people have, except for the lemmings; they use powdered fish.

when you see explosives do you also think "It could kill me, why wouldn't it be fun" ?

SoulCrusher · Post by **SoulCrusher** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:26 am

No i don't

why do bears go into hibernation?

1800 · Post by **1800** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:01 pm

because the female bear has a stinky ass

which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Scion · Post by **Scion** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:56 pm

Both, cause we have omeletts and Kentucky fried chicken

Meh, where the heck is bone, nard, airman, etc? (makes it so hard to make jokes about them if they don't show up to the party around the time it started).